Not in the greatest of mood..

Finished DSAG paper...did pretty well...left 3 more papers...I dunno wat to study for DBSY...Anyways feeling damn shagged for the past few days due to lack of sleep and also dunno why feel sad every now and then...Here are some jokes that really got me laughing...
First one is about the Why Singapore although being a safe country from natural disasters have us Singaporeans left awed everyday....have fun reading

Why?

Our government lor...

Increase in ERP gantries - motorist and drivers stress and their wallets suffer.

Increase GST - All of us suffer

Taxes - everyone suffer

And what do they do with all that money? Build Casino, a pair of durians and that stupid stage that never sinks (I hope it does while certain president of certain country does his waving routine during certain national celebration).

2)
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!

3)
A group of girlfriends were on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."